I like to read and write and draw. I write and draw mostly in biro… mostly. I read exclusively with my eyeballs.
I don’t like stand up comedy, it makes me cringe.
I like the bit in Repo The Genetic Opera when Paris Hilton’s face falls off. I like the bit in Glee when Sue Sylvester does things. I like Goosebumps books and American Horror Story, they don’t even scare me at all.
I am a minor character in the Buffyverse. I like girls like Willow likes girls and i’m past my wolfy boyfriend stage.
I like Neil Gaiman books and Amanda Palmer songs. I like Tom Robbins books about cigarette packets. I dream in colour which means i am probably not a psychopath.
I cut my finger today and i am an Aries, whatever that means.
Dolly Parton, Tina Turner, Cher, Meryl Streep, Kung Fu Panda- these are a few of my favourite things!
Marnie Stern, Shay Mitchell, Jennifer Lawrence, Drew Barrymore - these are a few of my celebrity crushes.
In my world, everyone is a pony and they all eat butterflies and poop rainbows.
Everything is funnier with a face and everything else is irrelephant.